Here is just an ashtray-full of the stuff Toyota Corolla has taught me through the years:

It does no harm to praise people right at them.
A Stryker saw is not a toy.
Cats have very itchy cheeks.

One time I told Corolla that I was helping Edsel hang joists. She had no idea what a joist was. She said it sounded like a young hired male companion for high powered CEOs:

"Damn it, if fourth-quarter profits aren't up, heads will roll! Joist! Where's my joist?!"