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let the piper lead the way 2003
:: february 05 2003: long distance call
:: february 10 2003: banana telephone
:: february 14 2003: old fluff bag
:: february 14 2003: up jumped the rabbit
:: february 28 2003: cuckoo and tu tu
:: march 01 2003: gracella, you puddin' pie
:: march 07 2003: a most reprensible habit
:: march 17 2003: a chickenloaf is like a melody
:: april 01 2003: take a bucket and fill it with water
stick your hand in it up to the wrist
take it out, and the hole that's remaining
is the measure of how you'll be missed.

:: april 10 2003: nini wears a tight bikini
:: april 23 2003: butros butros butros butros butros
:: may 01 2003: say it soft and it's almost like spraying
:: may 25 2003: snooples is a truck-drivin' pussy
:: june 03 2003: dumb as a feather tick
:: june 07 2003: it's great to be a chicken
:: june 12 2003: the charlie and chickenloaf song

let the piper lead the way 2001
:: april 16 2001: little hollow dog
:: april 30 2001: crank call
:: may 07 2001: joist! where's my joist!
:: may 22 2001: somewhere up in the hills of assisi
:: june 01 2001: send the anger down through your feet
:: june 22 2001: can of tuna & a little shove
:: july 01 2001: roll your own black cat
:: july 07 2001: wear it anywhere
:: july 27 2001: raspberry world
:: august 02 2001: happy birthday; do not forget us
:: august 09 2001: spilled mad dog wine
:: august 21 2001: well you're a-scairt of it aren't you?
:: august 31 2001: only to find the gideon's bible
:: september 11 2001: ashes ashes we all fall down
:: september 15 2001: in between hearing and not hearing
:: september 21 2001: the sweet speech of the perfectly sane
:: september 30 2001: it's. . .
:: october 01 2001: transvestite insects inspecting mexican pastures
:: october 07 2001: if a body catch a body coming through the rye
:: october 31 2001: b-b-b-b-b-blue moon
:: november 11 2001: the longest poop stripe in history
:: november 18 2001: saint behind the glass
:: november 20 2001: got soup?
:: november 28 2001: inkblot
 
let the piper lead the way 2005
:: january 01 2005: sialia sialis
:: march 31 2005: caveat emptor

let the piper lead the way 2004
:: january 04 2004: a perfect pussy but pudgy
:: february 20 2004: book of cattitudes: the marine
:: february 21 2004: book of cattitudes: floor ballet
:: march 01 2004: book of cattitudes: the evil hypnotist
:: march 07 2004: book of cattitudes: "giving the leg"
:: march 14 2004: book of cattitudes: lincoln logs
:: march 21 2004: book of cattitudes: the car jack
:: march 31 2004: book of cattitudes: the pond decoy
:: april 01 2004: book of cattitudes: the game show
:: april 07 2004: book of cattitudes: road kill I
:: april 14 2004: book of cattitudes: road kill II
:: april 22 2004: book of cattitudes: road kill, IV
:: april 30 2004: book of cattitudes: road kill, V
:: may 08 2004: book of cattitudes: shrimp boat, meadow muffin, and dutch rabbit
:: may 21 2004: book of cattitudes: jumbo shrimp, cajun style
:: may 30 2004: book of cattitudes: leaping cow series
:: june 01 2004: moths of childhood: the luna
:: june 07 2004: ill-constructed sentences: the unfortunate jam
:: june 13 2004: ill-constructed sentences: the cart mules
:: june 19 2004: ill-constructed sentences: the fossil
:: june 27 2004: ill-constructed sentences: alas, the legs
:: july 01 2004: ill-constructed sentences: the wax cylinders
:: july 07 2004: feline geological formations: sedimentary
:: july 15 2004: feline geological formations: conglomerate
:: july 22 2004: feline geological formations: plutonic igneous
:: july 30 2004: feline geological formations: clastic sedimentary
:: august 08 2004: feline geological formations: volcanic igneous
:: august 14 2004: feline geological formations: igneous
:: august 20 2004: book of cattitudes: festive cheese log
:: august 31 2004: book of cattitudes: rare flightless farting owl
:: september 07 2004: book of cattitudes: ghost of cat shows past
:: august 13 2004: book of cattitudes: cloak mode
:: september 22 2004: book of cattitudes: sloth larva
:: september 30 2004: book of cattitudes: haunted beanie baby
:: october 07 2004: book of cattitudes: haunted beanie baby, ii
:: october 15 2004: ill-constructed sentences: the buffleheads
:: october 27 2004: ill-constructed sentences: the no darned good carjack
:: november 01 2004: book of cattitudes: haunted beanie baby iii
:: november 18 2004: nini's in the crapper
:: november 18 2004: ill-constructed sentences: the hypnotist
:: 2004: book of cattitudes: bread mold

let the piper lead the way 2002
:: february 01 2002: coldconfusion, part ii
:: february 17 2002: the stone fence
:: february 20 2002: hamlet, the hamster with no regrets
:: march 01 2002: eh, ca va la vache?
:: april 01 2002: amusing is that company of fond people bores people fond of company that is amusing
:: april 13 2002: old lady up in the cupboard
:: may 18 2002: oh, 'possum
:: july 20 2002: idle cats
:: august 02 2002: turtle basket
:: may 11 2002: katerina is drinking hand lotion