Oh, it's...
Great to be a Chicken,
Your middle starts to thicken,
Your reflexes quicken,
And you get lots of toys!
With your toe nails a clickin'
A clawin' and a kickin',
You can make lots of noise!

Oh, it's a...
Wonderful day to be a Chicken!
A great day for clawin' and a kickin!
It's a wonderful day,
But you're going to pay,
If you pick up that Chicken!