A Chickenloaf...
is like a melody!
She feels
That she
is free of fleas!

A Chickenloaf...
is like a vintage wine!
She's full
of bubbles
all the time!

A Chickenloaf...
is like Expensive Cheese!
She has
it all
except for knees!

So if you're looking for a kitty
Who is wholesome, spry, and witty,
With a body like a corn-fed goat...

She's our Felinus sylvestris,
and our charming little mistress!
She's our happy little Chickenloaf!