Nini
Nini
Also Goes By
Valentina; Nee Nee Needlehymer; The Richest Mammal in the Universe; Neko the Potato; Fart Bottle
More About Nini
- In Which Nini Orders Ben to Go Have a Bowel Movement
- Nini's Diary Revisited: Introducing Congressman WaxPig
- Better Than Paris
- The Comet Katerina
- Nini's autobiography is made into a movie
- Nini's recipe for Trout Mousse
- Bambi the Star-Nosed Mole rats on Nini
- A Holy River Man
- Ham: Ask For it By Name
- Valentine in a Snowstorm
- The Richest Mammal in the Universe
- In Which Nini Calls Chessie a Pervert
- Up Jumped the Rabbit
- Nini Wears a Tight Bikini
- Dumb as a Feather Tick
- Nini's recipe for Spicy Fruit Rollups
- Nini's recipe for Trout Mousse
- nini leaps like a cow
- nini, chickenloaf, and gracie are shrimp boat, meadow muffin, and dutch rabbit
- nini poses as a road kill
- nini and the wax cylinders
- nini had not the legs for a unicycle
Katerina Burninghams
Nini The Bare Nini Facts

Whence
A dreary snowbank, February 14, 1994
Born
December 1993
Profession
- Financial Analyst and Consultant for "Wall Street Week"
- Recipient of Nobel Prize in Economics for Bungee Stock Theory
- Richest Mammal in the Universe
Culinary Preferences
Burning Hams
Activities
Leaving her body and rocketing across the universe
Nini
Heard on the Street
"The guns are silent today.

Poignant strains of the Marsellaise behind the city walls. Tiumphant? Lachrymose? One cannot say.

Our group of Resistants has dwindled to four Cats, one small pigeon, and our faithfull Fiedeau, who continues to serve as our chief spy although he has but one tattered ear and has lost three toes to the Lieutenant's sabre. In return Fiedeau piddled on the leg of this same Lieutenant's trousers.

And so, our spirits remain high..."

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