Snooples
Snooples
Also Goes By
Little Weakie; Mumps; Fondue Ear; Hideous Underbelly
More About Snooples
- Take a Tour of Snooples' World
- Sometimes they call me fondue ear.
- In which we learn that Snooples is Irish. You can tell by the cheeks.
- The back of Snoople's head has entertainment value
- Little Weakie is sometimes called Little Snoopy
- Snooples is born and is compared to fish bait.
- Folding Snooples into Origami Shapes
- Snooples Gives the Gift of a Sweet-Faced Cat
- Little Weakie learns to walk
- Snooples inquires "Yeats?"
- Snooples is compared to Weakie
- Bup!
- Snooples Skins the Cat
- Time stops for Snooples and the rest of us
- Snooples is shaped like a Bosc pear
- Surely the chest of drawers has fallen over on Snooples
- Snooples' brothers get to stay a little while longer
- In which Snooples gets stale cat pee dumped all over her head ... and deserves it
- Presenting the Kitten Photo Album, Part II
- A Holy River Man
- Crank Call
- Pinky and the Brain
- Snooples is tardy
- A Kitten and Her Blowfish
- Cuckoo and Tu Tu
- Snooples is a Truck-Drivin' Pussy
- The Kill, Part I
- The Kill, Part II: Pork Boat covers Snooples' mouth so she cannot scream
- Beautiful Snooples and her wine-colored eyes
- Snooples and Chessie pulling each other's heads off
- Little Snoop Doggie Dog and Big Snoop Doggie Dog
- Snooples tends toward high melodrama
- Enjoying a nice feast
- Beautiful little kids
- Gracie and Snooples put together a boring jigsaw puzzle
- Snooples and Chessie sing a bad song about stabbing
- Snooples gives away $3 million
- Snooples gets lost at the shopping mall
- snooples leaps like a cow
- snooples is a jumbo shrimp, cajun style
- snooples, gracie, and ben are contestants in a game show
Snooples Van Lips
Snooples The Bare Snooples Facts

Whence
Born in the Kitten Room
Born
August 2, 2000
Profession
- Student at Bassettville Private Academy for Dilletante Mammals
- Founder of Snooples House, Home for the Orphans of Roadkills Since 2002
Culinary Preferences
Pistachios (Shelled)
Activities
- Listening to Sousa Marches
- Singing along to the chainsaw
- Playing with her pet 300-pound Anvil
Snooples
Heard on the Street
"the peoples of the world, they think that the milky way is these balls of burning gas way out there and cats think milk a-dribbling. but the milky way it is where all the old trucks go. everybody's old truck's a drivin' on the beltway of the universe with one or two headlights on! bye bye old nissan!..."

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